I, Idiot!

Monologue of an idiotic soul, just speaking my thoughts aloud. Click on if you are listening.

The world is round after all, everything comes to its place, after taking a round, your definitions are not made up of concrete. Every one has their own perceptions. Everyone has. After all, its all relative, right?

I say, Hello!
[Echo] Hello, hello, hello...!
I say, How are you?
[Echo] How are you… how are you... how are you...?
I retort, I asked you first!
[Echo] I asked you first... first... first!
I wonder, Oh great! that's really smart, saying exactly what I say...,
[Echo] Saying exactly what I say... what I say... what I say...,
I yell, hands in air, I'm an idiot!!
[Echo] *You are* an idiot... an idiot.... an idiot...!

I gasp, alright, fine! I'm not talking to you any more! In fact, I am going to "whisper", so that by the time my voice reverberates off the wall, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it... Sshhh...

[Echo] You are an idiot... an idiot... an idiot!

I get furious 'n confused! why does my own echo think an idiot of me! does my shadow too thinks so? Uff.., this thing is here to trouble me for sure. I believe, I am not a complete idiot any ways. Yes, there has been occasions when I could have behaved in a better way. but then, nothing stopped! life moves on, they say. So I opted to be like this. Let me suffer 'coz that way I will be able to say that I'm alive, for sure.

I have learned from life, to make a fool of myself when in doubts, or in troubled waters. There's a thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like a clown in front of all, so to hell with... Any ways, it doesn't cost you a thing! My point is, you have nothing more to lose. You tell me, what you would have done if it were you?

Relax, I comfort myself. Its not like the whole world turning upside down. Look around, who thinks of him/her -self as the smart being on earth? This world, my dear, is full of idiots, like me, like you, like everyone else!

There's a jungle out there, everyone running after one another, its the race against time. Correct me if you are not part of the herd. Aren’t those people who run/ride/drive/fly faster than you, maniacs? Oh how many times you would curse them! And those on the slower side, don't you call them idiots, for they are blocking your way, Your way, how could they?? The world is round after all, everything comes to its place, after taking a round, your definitions are not made up of concrete. Every one has their own perceptions. Everyone has. After all, its all relative, right?

Do share your thoughts, I am listening!

Vinayak Mishra

Vinayak Mishra, a Cricket Enthusiast with keen interest in web and mobile applications. Hails from Mithila, Nepal, married to Rani and dad to his bundle of joy Bunu. Lives in New Delhi, India. You can follow him on Twitter or check out his website, vnykmshr.com.